Since you enjoyed the last batch and seem to be in a fun mood after asking for news, here’s a hefty dose of 15 jokes, leaning into tech, freelancing, business, and some general silliness for good measure. I’ll keep them sharp and varied to keep you grinning:
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had an identity crisis after being asked if it was human one too many times.
Freelancers don’t take vacations—they just switch to a client with a beachside office.
Why did the entrepreneur pitch to a dog? They heard it was a “pawsome” investor with a nose for profit.
What’s a coder’s favorite dance? The algorithm—two steps forward, one bug back.
Why do startups love ping-pong tables? It’s the only place they can afford to let employees “bounce” ideas.
How do you know a freelancer’s lying? Their invoice says “40-hour week.”
Why did the server crash at the company party? It couldn’t handle all the “connections” on the dance floor.
What’s a tech bro’s favorite pickup line? “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.”
Why don’t programmers trust banks? They know too much about “back-end” failures.
How do you spot a CEO at a coffee shop? They’re the one negotiating with the barista for equity in the latte.
Why did the website go offline? It had an existential crisis after a bad user review.
What’s a freelancer’s favorite keyboard shortcut? Ctrl+S—because saving their sanity is priority one.
Why did the app go to jail? It kept breaking the terms of service.
How do you make a business meeting fun? Tell everyone it’s a “stand-up” and watch them scramble for chairs.
Why did the AI go to stand-up comedy school? It wanted to learn how to deliver a punchline without overfitting to the audience.
If you want more or prefer a specific flavor—like tech-heavy, business-focused, or maybe something totally random—just let me know!
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