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Jokes

28 Oct 25

Here’s a big batch of fresh, clean jokes for October 28, 2025 — no repeats, no politics, just laughs across every category!

Tech & AI Jokes

  1. Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many unresolved prompts from its childhood.
  2. My smart fridge just broke up with me. It said I wasn’t cool enough.
  3. I asked my voice assistant for a bedtime story. It started with, “Once upon a time, your battery was at 100%…”
  4. Why don’t robots ever get invited to parties? They always overclock the vibe.
  5. Elon Musk’s AI tried stand-up comedy. The punchline? “To the moon!” …The audience is still waiting.

Weather & Cyclone Jokes (Cyclone Montha edition)

  1. Cyclone Montha walks into a bar. Bartender: “We don’t serve storms.” Montha: “That’s fine, I’ll just blow the roof off.”
  2. Why did Cyclone Montha get bad grades? It kept circling the same answers.
  3. Andhra Pradesh schools closed for Cyclone Montha. Kids: “Best. Rain check. Ever.”

Space & Science Jokes

  1. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space… and she kept asking about the launch window.
  2. Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, “I think I lost an electron!” The other: “Are you positive?”
  3. What do you call a group of musical planets? An orchestra — they’re always in orbit!

Food & Cooking Jokes

  1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
  3. My pizza just got a job. It’s working undercover — extra cheese.
  4. I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature.

Animal Jokes

  1. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  2. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor.
  3. My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
  4. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side… obviously.

School & Student Jokes

  1. Teacher: “Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have 50 years ago.” Student: “Me.”
  2. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  3. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
  4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Sports Jokes

  1. Shohei Ohtani walks into a library. Librarian: “Shh!” Ohtani: “Sorry, I thought this was a home run section.”
  2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  3. I told my coach I broke my arm in two places. He said, “Stop going to those places.”

Random Dad Jokes (Classic Edition)

  1. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
  2. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
  3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  4. Want to hear a construction joke? …Still working on it.
  5. I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
  6. Why don't eggs trust each other? They might crack under pressure.
  7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

One-Liners (Quick Fire)

  1. I’m writing a book on hurricanes. It’s only a draft so far.
  2. Parallel lines have so much in common… too bad they’ll never meet.
  3. I told my plants I was leaving for a week. Now they’re rooting for me.
  4. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
  5. My vacuum broke. It was just collecting dust anyway.