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29 Oct 25

Here’s a mega-pack of 50 brand-new, clean jokes for October 29, 2025 — no repeats, no politics, just pure laughs across every category! Ready for a scroll-and-smile marathon?

AI & Tech Jokes

  1. Why did the AI break up with the algorithm? It said, “You’re too predictable.”
  2. My smart toaster just ghosted me. It said I was too burnt out.
  3. I asked Siri for life advice. She said, “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  4. Why don’t quantum computers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re in superposition.
  5. My robot vacuum started a band. It’s called Dust in the Wind.

Weather & Cyclone Jokes (Cyclone Montha Edition)

  1. Cyclone Montha applied for a job. HR said, “You’re overqualified — you blow everyone away.”
  2. Why did Cyclone Montha get kicked out of school? It kept spinning in circles during class.
  3. Andhra Pradesh after Montha: “We didn’t order this much wet delivery.”
  4. Cyclone Montha’s dating profile: “Looking for someone to weather the storm with.”
  5. Montha walks into a bar. Bartender: “No spinning allowed.” Montha: “Too late — I’m already circling the drinks.”

Space & Science Jokes

  1. Why did the astronaut dump his girlfriend? He needed space… and she kept asking about the return date.
  2. Two neutrinos walk into a bar. Bartender: “We don’t serve your kind.” Neutrino: “That’s fine, we’re just passing through.”
  3. What do you call a sleepy comet? A nap-tune.
  4. Black holes are bad at relationships. They suck everything in and give nothing back.
  5. Why don’t aliens visit Earth anymore? We got a 1-star review: “Atmosphere too dramatic.”

Food & Cooking Jokes

  1. I told my pizza it was cheesy. It said, “That’s my grate-est strength.”
  2. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They’d crack under pressure.
  3. My soup just got promoted. It’s now in upper broth management.
  4. I burned my Hawaiian pizza again. Guess I need to lower the aloha setting.
  5. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

Animal Jokes

  1. Why don’t cats use smartphones? Too many paws in the way.
  2. What do you call a dinosaur with perfect teeth? A Flossiraptor.
  3. My dog started a podcast. It’s called Bark After Dark.
  4. Why did the cow join NASA? It wanted to see the Milky Way up close.
  5. What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader.

School & Student Jokes

  1. Teacher: “Why are you talking during my lesson?” Student: “Because you’re not.”
  2. Why was the math book crying? It had too many ex-problems.
  3. I failed my geography test. The teacher said I couldn’t locate the answers.
  4. Why don’t skeletons ace exams? They don’t have the guts to study.
  5. My homework ate my dog. Classic excuse, modern twist.

Sports Jokes

  1. Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  2. Shohei Ohtani walks into a library. Librarian: “Shh!” Ohtani: “Sorry, I thought this was the home run section.”
  3. I told my coach I broke my arm in three places. He said, “Stop going to those places.”
  4. Why don’t cricket players get lost? Because they always follow the bails.
  5. What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? Punch.

Dad Jokes (Classic & Fresh)

  1. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I still don’t know y.
  2. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Some relationships don’t work out.
  3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  4. Want to hear a construction joke? …I’m still working on it.
  5. I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
  6. Why don’t eggs trust each other? They might crack under pressure.
  7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
  8. My bed is a magical place. I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
  9. Why don’t calendars ever get tired? They have lots of dates.
  10. I bought a boat because it was for sail.

One-Liners (Quick Fire)

  1. Parallel lines have so much in common… Too bad they’ll never meet.
  2. I told my plants I was leaving for a week. Now they’re rooting for me.
  3. My vacuum broke. It was just collecting dust anyway.
  4. I’m writing a book on hurricanes. It’s only a draft so far.
  5. I told my computer I needed a break… Now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

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