Here’s a fresh batch of **many jokes** — short, clean, and ready to share (perfect for breaking the ice on a client call or lightening up your Live Nesting day):
1. **Why don’t planes ever get lost?**
Because they always take the *flight* path!
2. **What’s a pilot’s favorite type of music?**
*Air* guitar!
3. **Why did the traveler bring string to the airport?**
So he could *tie* up loose ends before takeoff.
4. **How do you know if a suitcase is nervous?**
It starts *packing*!
5. **Why don’t airports ever play hide and seek?**
Because good luck hiding when everyone’s *boarding*!
6. **What do you call a plane that can’t stop telling jokes?**
A *comedy* flight!
7. **Why did the passenger bring a ladder to the gate?**
He heard the drinks were *on the house*!
8. **What’s the difference between a bad flight and a bad joke?**
One has *turbulence*, the other has *terrible ends*!
9. **Why did the tomato turn red at security?**
It saw the *salad dressing*!
10. **How do flight attendants stay cool during a delay?**
They have *lots of fans*!
11. **Why don’t jets date each other?**
Too much *baggage*!
12. **What did one passport say to the other?**
“You’ve got some *serious stamps* — living the dream!”
13. **Why was the math book sad at the airport?**
It had too many *problems* to carry on.
14. **What do you call a sleepy pilot?**
A *snooze* control!
15. **Why don’t some planes need GPS?**
They just *wing it*!
**Bonus Travel Agent Joke:**
*Client:* “Can you get me a window seat?”
*Agent:* “Sure! Just don’t open it mid-flight!”
Want more? I’ve got **jokes for delays, layovers, or even OAF objections** — just say the word! 😄✈️