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Jokes

30 Oct 25

Here’s a fresh batch of **many jokes** — short, clean, and ready to share (perfect for breaking the ice on a client call or lightening up your Live Nesting day):


1. **Why don’t planes ever get lost?** 

   Because they always take the *flight* path!


2. **What’s a pilot’s favorite type of music?** 

   *Air* guitar!


3. **Why did the traveler bring string to the airport?** 

   So he could *tie* up loose ends before takeoff.


4. **How do you know if a suitcase is nervous?** 

   It starts *packing*!


5. **Why don’t airports ever play hide and seek?** 

   Because good luck hiding when everyone’s *boarding*!


6. **What do you call a plane that can’t stop telling jokes?** 

   A *comedy* flight!


7. **Why did the passenger bring a ladder to the gate?** 

   He heard the drinks were *on the house*!


8. **What’s the difference between a bad flight and a bad joke?** 

   One has *turbulence*, the other has *terrible ends*!


9. **Why did the tomato turn red at security?** 

   It saw the *salad dressing*!


10. **How do flight attendants stay cool during a delay?** 

    They have *lots of fans*!


11. **Why don’t jets date each other?** 

    Too much *baggage*!


12. **What did one passport say to the other?** 

    “You’ve got some *serious stamps* — living the dream!”


13. **Why was the math book sad at the airport?** 

    It had too many *problems* to carry on.


14. **What do you call a sleepy pilot?** 

    A *snooze* control!


15. **Why don’t some planes need GPS?** 

    They just *wing it*!


**Bonus Travel Agent Joke:** 

*Client:* “Can you get me a window seat?” 

*Agent:* “Sure! Just don’t open it mid-flight!”


Want more? I’ve got **jokes for delays, layovers, or even OAF objections** — just say the word! 😄✈️