Here are 31 Halloween-themed jokes for October 31, 2025 — one for every day of the month, plus a bonus! 🎃👻
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch.
- Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to work the night shift.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
- Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
- How do vampires start letters? Tomb it may concern…
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
- Why was the broom late to the meeting? It overswept.
- What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
- Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his dead-ucation.
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
- Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- Why did the headless horseman start a business? He was great at getting ahead.
- What’s a werewolf’s favorite day of the week? Moondays.
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern.
- What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
- Why don’t monsters eat clowns? They taste funny.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair? The roller-ghoster.
- Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Stake was too high in cholesterol.
- What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
- Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts.
- What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning? Lazy bones.
- Why did the vampire need mouthwash? He had bat breath.
- What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
- Why don’t witches wear flat hats? There’s no point to it.
- What do you call a dancing ghost? Boogie-man.
- Why did the skeleton go to therapy? He had an identity crisis — no body to love.
- What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? A bloodhound.
- Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos.
- What do you say to a pumpkin on October 31st? Happy Gourd-tober!
Bonus (for 2025): Why did the AI go trick-or-treating? It wanted to collect data treats — and debug the candy.
Happy Halloween! 🎃😂