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31 Oct 25

Here are 31 Halloween-themed jokes for October 31, 2025 — one for every day of the month, plus a bonus! 🎃👻

  1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  2. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch.
  3. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to work the night shift.
  4. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
  5. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
  6. How do vampires start letters? Tomb it may concern…
  7. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
  8. Why was the broom late to the meeting? It overswept.
  9. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
  10. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his dead-ucation.
  11. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
  12. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
  13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  14. Why did the headless horseman start a business? He was great at getting ahead.
  15. What’s a werewolf’s favorite day of the week? Moondays.
  16. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern.
  17. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
  18. Why don’t monsters eat clowns? They taste funny.
  19. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair? The roller-ghoster.
  20. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Stake was too high in cholesterol.
  21. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
  22. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts.
  23. What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning? Lazy bones.
  24. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? He had bat breath.
  25. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
  26. Why don’t witches wear flat hats? There’s no point to it.
  27. What do you call a dancing ghost? Boogie-man.
  28. Why did the skeleton go to therapy? He had an identity crisis — no body to love.
  29. What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? A bloodhound.
  30. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos.
  31. What do you say to a pumpkin on October 31st? Happy Gourd-tober!

Bonus (for 2025): Why did the AI go trick-or-treating? It wanted to collect data treats — and debug the candy.

Happy Halloween! 🎃😂