Here’s a big batch of **many jokes** — fresh, clean, and ready to make you laugh! 😄
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### **Classic One-Liners**
1. I told my computer I needed a break… now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
3. I used to play piano by ear… but now I use my hands.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An *impasta*.
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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### **Tech Jokes**
6. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
7. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
8. Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays of appreciation.
9. My password is the last 8 digits of π.
10. Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many unresolved bugs.
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### **Animal Jokes**
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
12. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
13. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
14. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the *udder* side.
15. How do fish get high? Seaweed.
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### **Food Jokes**
16. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They might crack.
17. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
20. I told my pizza a joke… it was too *cheesy*.
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### **Dad Jokes (Groan Edition)**
21. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
22. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
23. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know y.
24. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A *satisfactory*.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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### **Random & Silly**
26. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
27. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
28. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
29. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
30. I used to be a baker… but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Want **more**? Just say the word — I’ve got *hundreds* more where these came from! 😂