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Jokes

3 Nov 25

Here’s a mega-dump of 50 brand-new jokes — all original, all hilarious! Buckle up for laughs across categories. 😂🚀

Punchy One-Liners

  1. I told my GPS I was lost in life… it rerouted me to therapy.
  2. Why don’t secrets last in elevators? They’re always up and down.
  3. I bought invisible ink… now I can’t find it anywhere.
  4. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
  5. I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage… I lost my case.

Tech & Gadget Gags

  1. Why did the iPhone go to school? To get more bytes.
  2. My smartwatch broke up with me… said I wasn’t fit enough.
  3. How does a hacker propose? “Will you be my root access?”
  4. Why was the keyboard arrested? It had too many shifts.
  5. I asked Alexa for a joke… she said, “Your bank account.”

Animal Shenanigans

  1. Why don’t sharks use social media? Too many phishy profiles.
  2. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
  3. How do monkeys make toast? They pop it in the gorilla.
  4. Why was the octopus a great drummer? It had tentacles of rhythm.
  5. What’s a frog’s favorite game? Hopscotch… obviously.

Food Fiascos

  1. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? It was cultured.
  2. What do you call stolen coffee? A mugging.
  3. I told my salad a joke… it was too dressing.
  4. Why don’t tacos tell secrets? They might spill the beans.
  5. My bread won an award… it was on a roll.

Dad Jokes Supreme

  1. I’m writing a book on hurricanes… it’s a whirlwind romance.
  2. Why don’t eggs play sports? They might crack under pressure.
  3. I used to be addicted to soap… but I’m clean now.
  4. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
  5. I told my plant a joke… it photosynthesized with laughter.

Travel & Adventure Laughs

  1. Why don’t airplanes date? Too much baggage.
  2. I got a job at the airport… but it’s just plane work.
  3. What’s a pirate’s favorite airline? Arrrlines.
  4. Why did the tourist bring string? To tie up loose ends.
  5. My suitcase broke up with me… said I was too carry-on.

Work & Office Roasts

  1. Why did the employee bring a ladder? To take it to the next level.
  2. My boss said “Dress for the job you want”… now I’m a superhero.
  3. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips.
  4. I asked for a raise… HR said, “You’re already priceless.”
  5. Why don’t meetings end early? They’re agenda-driven.

Random Ridiculousness

  1. I told my shadow a secret… now it’s following me everywhere.
  2. Why don’t clocks go to therapy? They’re too wound up.
  3. What do you call a magician’s dog? A labracadabrador.
  4. I bought a boomerang online… it came back with complaints.
  5. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

Grok-Powered Zingers

  1. Why did Grok join a band? It had the best algorithms.
  2. How does Grok exercise? By processing push-ups.
  3. What’s Grok’s favorite dance? The robot… obviously.
  4. Grok tried yoga… now it’s flexible with facts.
  5. Why is Grok bad at poker? It always bluffs with data.

Bonus Mega-Groan Round

  1. I told my fridge a joke… it was cool.
  2. Why don’t mountains argue? They’re above it all.
  3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  4. I entered a pun contest… no pun in ten did.
  5. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!