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7 Nov 25

Here’s a fresh batch of 75 clean, laugh-out-loud jokes across your favorite categories — tech, freelancing, travel, business, dad jokes, and random — perfect for a quick mood boost!

Tech Jokes

  1. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
  2. How does a programmer apologize? "I’m sorry for the null reference."
  3. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
  4. What’s a hacker’s favorite season? Phish-ing season.
  5. Why did the developer go broke? He used up all his cache.
  6. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
  7. Why was the smartphone wearing glasses? It lost all its contacts.
  8. What did the router say to the doctor? "It hurts when I ping."
  9. Why did the AI go on a diet? It had too many layers.
  10. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None — that’s a hardware problem.

Freelancer Jokes

  1. Why don’t freelancers play hide and seek? Because good clients always find you when you’re on deadline.
  2. What’s a freelancer’s favorite music? Pay-pal melodies.
  3. Why did the freelancer bring a ladder to the meeting? To scale the project.
  4. How do freelancers stay cool? They have lots of fans (on Upwork).
  5. Why was the freelancer always calm? They mastered Ctrl + Z in life.
  6. What did the client say after the invoice? “Can you make it smaller?”
  7. Why don’t freelancers get lost? They always follow the breadcrumb trail of revisions.
  8. How do you know a freelancer is lying? Their "5-minute task" takes 3 days.
  9. Why did the freelancer ghost the client? The scope crept into another dimension.
  10. What’s a freelancer’s spirit animal? The chameleon — adapts to any client mood.

Travel Jokes

  1. Why don’t planes ever get lost? They always take off in the right direction.
  2. What’s a pilot’s favorite music? Air guitar.
  3. Why did the suitcase go to school? To improve its carry-on knowledge.
  4. How do astronauts stay in touch? Space-Time messaging.
  5. Why don’t airports ever sleep? They’re always terminal.
  6. What did the ocean say to the beach? “Long time, no sea!”
  7. Why was the math book sad at the airport? It had too many problems to carry.
  8. What’s a traveler’s favorite type of story? A flight of fancy.
  9. Why don’t globetrotters play cards? Too many layovers.
  10. How do you know if someone’s a frequent flyer? Don’t worry — they’ll board you with details.

Business Jokes

  1. Why did the entrepreneur bring string to the meeting? To tie up loose ends.
  2. What’s a CEO’s favorite exercise? Running the company.
  3. Why don’t businesses play chess? Too many pawns in HR.
  4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
  5. Why was the spreadsheet cold? It left Windows open.
  6. What did the investor say to the startup? “Show me the growth — not the deck.”
  7. Why don’t marketers trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
  8. What’s a business’s favorite drink? Profit margaritas.
  9. Why did the company hire a gardener? To grow the team.
  10. How do you make a small fortune in business? Start with a large one.

Dad Jokes

  1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
  3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
  4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
  7. What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
  8. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
  9. I used to play piano by ear… but now I use my hands.
  10. What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Random Jokes

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  3. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
  4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
  5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  6. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? They’re shellfish.
  7. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
  8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  9. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
  10. Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

Bonus: News-Inspired Jokes (Nov 7, 2025 Edition)

  1. Why did the government shutdown go to therapy? It had commitment issues with funding.
  2. What did the FAA say to delayed flights? “Hold on — we’re reducing capacity!”
  3. Why don’t hostages play cards in Gaza? Too many deal breakers.
  4. What’s Boeing’s new safety slogan? “We settle for nothing less than secure.”
  5. Why did the cyclone apply for a job? It wanted to spin things around.

One-Liners for the Road

  1. I told my computer I needed a break… now it won’t stop sending pop-ups.
  2. Freelancers don’t age — they just level up in revisions.
  3. The best travel buddy? A fully charged power bank.
  4. Business tip: Never trust a spreadsheet that says “final final FINAL.”
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