Here are some funny office jokes to lighten up the workday:
Classic Office One-Liners
Why don’t we ever tell secrets in our office?
Because it’s never a secret—it’s company policy!
Why was the office chair so relaxed?
It rolled with the punches!
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
They took a day off!
The break room coffee tastes like broken dreams and budget cuts.
Why did the office desk become famous?
It had all the right angles!
Desk, Device, and Meeting Humor
What’s a computer’s favorite snack during office hours?
Microchips!
Why did the whiteboard go on strike?
It was tired of being erased from the conversation!
“Let’s touch base” is just corporate for “I have nothing new to say.”
Why did the office chair apply for a promotion?
It wanted to be the “chair-man” of the board!
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
Boss and Coworker Banter
Employee: “Can I go home early?”
Boss: “You mean on time?”
Why do employees always bring ladders to work?
For career growth!
My manager told me to have a good day, so I went home!
More Office Pun Fun
Why did the calendar get promoted?
Because it had too many dates!
Why was the document cold?
It was in the cloud!
How do you fix a broken office chair?
With some “chair-ty” and a bit of duct tape!
These jokes are ideal for team chats, office email threads, or just sharing a laugh with colleagues during a busy day.