Jokes

Here’s a massive drop of 100 fresh, clean jokes — split into your favorite categories: tech, freelancing, travel, business, dad jokes, random, and a bonus news-inspired round (Nov 8, 2025 edition). Grab a coffee — this is a laugh marathon! 😄

Tech Jokes (1–15)

1. Why did the developer stay calm during the crash? He had version control over his emotions.
2. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
3. Why don’t programmers trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
4. What’s a hacker’s favorite snack? Cookies.
5. Why did the AI go to therapy? It had an identity crisis after too many updates.
6. How do you organize a tech party? You sync the calendar.
7. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? He didn’t know how to null his feelings.
8. What did the firewall say to the hacker? “You shall not pass!”
9. Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts.
10. How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None — it’s a hardware issue.
11. Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs and no debugging tools.
12. What’s a coder’s favorite movie? The Matrix — full of reboots.
13. Why did the laptop go to school? To improve its processing skills.
14. How do you comfort a broken server? “There, there… reboot.”
15. Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays of appreciation.

Freelancer Jokes (16–30)

1. Why don’t freelancers play chess? Too many pawns in client revisions.
2. What’s a freelancer’s favorite exercise? Ctrl + S — saving progress.
3. Why did the freelancer bring a ladder to the Zoom call? To scale the project.
4. How do freelancers stay cool? They have fans on Fiverr.
5. Why was the freelancer always calm? They mastered Ctrl + Z in life.
6. What did the client say after the invoice? “Can you make it smaller?”
7. Why don’t freelancers get lost? They follow the breadcrumb trail of feedback.
8. How do you know a freelancer is lying? Their “5-minute task” takes 3 days.
9. Why did the freelancer ghost the client? The scope crept into another dimension.
10. What’s a freelancer’s spirit animal? The chameleon — adapts to any client mood.
11. Why did the freelancer go to therapy? Too many scope changes gave them PTSD.
12. How do freelancers celebrate Friday? By invoicing.
13. Why don’t freelancers play hide and seek? Because good clients always find you on deadline.
14. What’s a freelancer’s favorite music? Pay-pal melodies.
15. Why did the freelancer bring string to the meeting? To tie up loose ends.

Travel Jokes (31–45)

1. Why don’t planes ever get lost? They always take off in the right direction.
2. What’s a pilot’s favorite music? Air guitar.
3. Why did the suitcase go to school? To improve its carry-on knowledge.
4. How do astronauts stay in touch? Space-Time messaging.
5. Why don’t airports ever sleep? They’re always terminal.
6. What did the ocean say to the beach? “Long time, no sea!”
7. Why was the math book sad at the airport? It had too many problems to carry.
8. What’s a traveler’s favorite type of story? A flight of fancy.
9. Why don’t globetrotters play cards? Too many layovers.
10. How do you know if someone’s a frequent flyer? Don’t worry — they’ll board you with details.
11. Why did the passport go to therapy? It had an identity crisis at every border.
12. What’s a jet’s favorite game? Catch — as in catch the wind.
13. Why don’t travelers trust stairs? They’re always up to something at the gate.
14. How do you organize a space trip? You planet.
15. Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the hotel? To reach the high expectations.

Business Jokes (46–60)

1. Why did the entrepreneur bring string to the pitch? To tie up loose ends.
2. What’s a CEO’s favorite exercise? Running the company.
3. Why don’t businesses play chess? Too many pawns in HR.
4. How do you organize a space startup? You planet.
5. Why was the spreadsheet cold? It left Windows open.
6. What did the investor say to the startup? “Show me the growth — not the deck.”
7. Why don’t marketers trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
8. What’s a business’s favorite drink? Profit margaritas.
9. Why did the company hire a gardener? To grow the team.
10. How do you make a small fortune in business? Start with a large one.
11. Why did the business fail at hide and seek? It couldn’t scale down.
12. What’s a consultant’s favorite button? Ctrl + C (copy-paste solutions).
13. Why don’t executives play music? They can’t handle the feedback.
14. How do you know a meeting is over? When someone says “circle back”.
15. Why did the startup go to school? To get a higher valuation.

Dad Jokes (61–75)

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
7. What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
8. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Some relationships don’t work out.
9. I used to play piano by ear… but now I use my hands.
10. What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
11. Why don’t crabs give to charity? They’re shellfish.
12. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
14. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
15. Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

Random Jokes (76–90)

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
6. Why don’t oysters donate? They’re shellfish.
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
10. Why don’t cows have money? The farmers milk them dry.
11. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
12. Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many sharp objects.
13. What’s a foot’s favorite snack? Doritoes.
14. Why don’t ghosts lie? You can see right through them.
15. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Bonus: News-Inspired Jokes (Nov 8, 2025 Edition) (91–100)

1. Why did the G20 summit feel lonely? The U.S. boycotted it.
2. What did Delhi’s air say to the pollution? “You’re choking me!”
3. Why don’t cyclones play sports? They always spin out of control.
4. How do you fix a delayed flight? With TCS All Included — 6-hour delay = $100!
5. Why did the census app go viral? It had self-enumeration!
6. What’s a chess player’s favorite news? Gukesh draws — again!
7. Why don’t solar panels gossip? They’re too busy absorbing drama.
8. How does GTA VI feel today? Delayed — again.
9. Why did the bank close in November? Too many holidays!
10. What did Vande Mataram say at 150? “Still got rhythm!”

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