Jokes

Here’s a fresh batch of 100+ clean, funny jokes across your favorite categories—tech, freelancer, travel, dad, business, random, news-inspired, and more! Perfect for a late-night laugh on November 11, 2025.

Tech Jokes

1. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
2. How does a programmer fix a broken heart? With a reboot.
3. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
4. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips.
5. Why did the developer go broke? He used up all his cache.
6. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
7. Why was the smartphone wearing glasses? It lost all its contacts.
8. What do you call a group of musical hackers? A byte band.
9. Why did the laptop apply for a job? It wanted to connect with others.
10. How do programmers prefer their coffee? Decaf – they can’t handle the jitter.

Freelancer Jokes

1. Why do freelancers love elevators? It’s the only time they get a raise.
2. What’s a freelancer’s favorite key? Ctrl + Z – undo last month’s invoice.
3. Why did the freelancer bring a ladder to the meeting? To climb the pay scale.
4. How do freelancers stay cool? They sit next to the fan mail.
5. What did the client say to the late freelancer? “Your deadline was yesterday—but take your time!”
6. Why don’t freelancers play hide and seek? Because good gigs are hard to find.
7. What’s a freelancer’s motto? “I’ll sleep when I’m rich… or dead.”
8. Why did the freelancer go to art school? To learn how to draw a salary.
9. How many freelancers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one—but they’ll invoice you for 3 hours.
10. What’s a freelancer’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions (and then revising them).

Travel & Airline Jokes

1. Why don’t planes ever get lost? They always take the flight path.
2. What’s a pilot’s favorite type of music? Air guitar.
3. Why did the airplane get sent to school? It had trouble with altitude adjustment.
4. How do you know if a suitcase is nervous? It’s packed with anxiety.
5. Why don’t airports ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s boarding.
6. What do you call a plane that refuses to land? Grounded in ego.
7. Why did the passenger bring string to the airport? To tie up loose ends.
8. What’s the difference between a bad airline and a bad joke? One takes off, the other lands flat.
9. Why was the travel agent always calm? He knew how to handle baggage.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet—but book early.

Dad Jokes (Classic & Groan-Worthy)

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
6. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
8. I used to play piano by ear… but now I use my hands.
9. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
10. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

Business & Corporate Jokes

1. Why did the businessman bring a pencil to the meeting? To draw conclusions.
2. What’s a CEO’s favorite drink? Corporate coffee—strong, overpriced, and slightly bitter.
3. Why don’t businesses trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
4. How do you know if a startup is successful? It has a valuation and a vision board.
5. Why did the entrepreneur go to therapy? Too many burnout rounds.
6. What’s the difference between a boss and a leader? One gives orders, the other gives direction (and still gets ignored).
7. Why did the accountant break up with the calculator? It couldn’t count on it.
8. What’s a marketer’s favorite movie? The Pitch.
9. Why don’t investors play chess? Too many pawn stars.
10. How do you make a small fortune in business? Start with a large one.

News-Inspired Jokes (Nov 11, 2025 Edition)

1. Why did the government shutdown go to couples therapy? It couldn’t agree on the budget.
2. What did Zohran Mamdani say after winning NYC mayor? “Time to rezone the competition!”
3. Why is Sudan’s ceasefire so fragile? It’s built on sand—and artillery.
4. What do you call a typhoon that cancels flights? Montha the Destroyer of Itineraries.
5. Why don’t U.S. senators play poker? They can’t handle the filibuster.
6. What did the pension fund say to the stock market? “You complete me.”
7. Why did the road go to court? It was tired of being called a killer.
8. What’s Elena Rybakina’s victory speech? “I came, I served, I won $5.2 million.”
9. Why don’t terrorists use WhatsApp? Too many encrypted messages.
10. What did Delhi’s air say to the residents? “You can’t breathe without me!”

Random & Silly Jokes

1. Why don’t ghosts use elevators? They lift their own spirits.
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
4. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
6. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? They’re shellfish.
7. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic.
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.

Bonus: Shillong & Local Flavor Jokes

1. Why is Shillong honey so sweet? It’s made by bees who listen to Khasi love songs.
2. What did the pineapple say to the tourist in Siliguri? “Take me home—I’m ripe for adventure!”
3. Why don’t Darjeeling tea leaves gossip? They’re too busy steeping in silence.
4. What’s a Meghalaya cloud’s favorite game? Hide and Peak.
5. Why did the ginger from Siliguri go to school? To become a little spicier.

One-Liners (Quick Laughs)

1. I told my computer I needed a break—it froze.
2. My wallet just went on a diet—it’s now light.
3. I asked the librarian if they had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
4. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common—it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Even More Random Jokes

1. Why don’t eggs trust each other? Too many shell games.
2. What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer.
3. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
4. How do billboards communicate? Sign language.
5. What’s a foot’s favorite type of chips? Corn on the cob.
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
7. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
8. Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
9. What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
10. Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many sharp objects.

Final 10 (For the Road)

1. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around.
2. Why don’t calendars ever get tired? They have lots of dates.
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
4. Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its apps in focus.
5. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
6. What’s a computer’s favorite beat? Algorithm.
7. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? He was great at sticking to his message.
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
9. Why don’t crabs give to charity? They’re shellfish.
10. Last one: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.