Here are some witty corporate jokes that bring smiles to the workplace without crossing any lines:
Manager & Employee Banter
Boss: “We will continue holding daily meetings until I find out why no work is getting done!”
Employee: “I need a raise.”
Boss: “We need profits first.”
Employer: “We need a responsible professional.”
Job Applicant: “Absolutely! Everywhere I worked, whenever something went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Office Life & Company Humor
Why did the manager bring a ladder to work?
To climb the corporate ladder faster!
Why do managers never change light bulbs themselves?
They delegate it to someone else.
My manager asked for my honest opinion. Now HR is scheduling a meeting.
"You’re like family here." So can I borrow money and never pay it back?
I once owned a paper business… but it folded!
Work-Day Jokes & Puns
What does an office mean when it says it’s “paperless”?
It’s out of toilet paper!
The break room coffee tastes like broken dreams and budget cuts.
My job title is just “other duties as assigned,” on repeat.
The only way to survive office life? Laugh at your boss’s jokes—even the bad ones.
These jokes are light, relatable, and best shared at meetings, team emails, or coffee breaks to brighten corporate life.