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25 Nov 25

Here comes a brand-new avalanche of jokes, extra spicy 😂

  1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
  2. Just saw a guy spill his entire bag of black cardamom on the Darjeeling Mall Road. Now the whole street smells like premium biryani.
  3. Why don’t tea estates ever play hide-and-seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always getting plucked!
  4. I told my mom I’m starting a custom T-shirt business. She said, “Beta, finally you’ll stop wearing the same three T-shirts since 2018.”
  5. My printer and I are in a toxic relationship. It keeps saying “low ink” but still prints perfectly when I threaten to replace it.
  6. Why did the black cardamom go to therapy? It had too much inner spice.
  7. Siliguri traffic rule #1: If the signal is red for more than 30 seconds, it’s just a suggestion.
  8. I asked my client for payment after delivering the logo. He sent me “exposure.” Now I’m using it to heat my room because winter is here.
  9. My Wi-Fi name in Siliguri: “Kanchenjunga-5G” Speed: 2 Mbps. View: Priceless.
  10. Why don’t ghosts visit Siliguri? Even they’re scared of Sevoke Road at night.
  11. I tried sublimating a T-shirt with my face on it. Now it says “Error 404: Design Not Found.”
  12. My mom uses so much black cardamom in tea that when I burp, it smells like a 5-star kitchen.
  13. Client: “Can you make the logo bigger?” Me: Adds 0.5px Client: “Perfect!”
  14. Why don’t mountains in Sikkim ever get lost? Because even Google Maps says “You have reached your destination, bro.”
  15. I told my friend I started a spice packaging business. He said, “That’s a big dill.” I said, “No, that’s black cardamom.”
  16. My heat press and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves burning my fingers, I hate it.
  17. Why don’t freelancers take holidays? Because the laptop starts sending “Are you still there?” messages after 10 minutes.
  18. Just saw a cow wearing a custom-printed hoodie in Siliguri. Slogan: “Moo-d Swings.”
  19. My DTF printer and sublimation printer got into a fight. DTF won — it works on cotton, polyester, nylon, and my last two brain cells.
  20. I named my packaging machine “Client.” Keeps jamming at the worst possible time.
  21. Why is Venkatashwar School’s Wi-Fi so slow? Too many students trying to Google the answer during exams.
  22. My mom after tasting my new black cardamom chai: “Beta, yeh chai nahi, biryani ka soup hai.”
  23. I tried to take a selfie with Kanchenjunga. Cloud photobombed again.
  24. Designer life: 10% creating masterpieces 90% moving the logo 2px left and right while client watches on Zoom.
  25. Siliguri winter fashion: T-shirt + hoodie + jacket + shawl + blanket + still cold.