Here’s a fresh truckload of jokes just for you! 😄
- My wife said I’m addicted to buying spices from Siliguri market. I told her, “Don’t worry, it’s just a little seasonal shopping.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I asked my Odoo server why it was running slow. It said, “Too many apps… I’m feeling a little module overload.”
- My friend started a business selling custom hoodies in Siliguri. Now he’s making tea-rrific profits.
- Why did the GST portal go to therapy? It couldn’t handle all the reconciliation issues.
- I told my printer I needed 500 business cards urgently. It replied, “I feel you… but first, let me warm up.”
- What’s an eCommerce founder’s favorite exercise? Adding to cart-io.
- My Facebook page got 100 likes today. 99 were from my mom using different accounts.
- Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
- I tried sublimation printing on cotton once… Now my t-shirt is 100% transparent with regret.
- Customer: “Do you ship to Darjeeling?” Me: “Yes, but the tea leaves travel faster.”
- Why did the QR code break up with the barcode? It said, “You’re too one-dimensional.”
- My DTF printer and sublimation printer got into a fight. DTF won — it works on everything.
- I put “Hustling 24/7” on my business card. Now people think I’m a chai tapri owner.
- Why don’t secrets last long in a WhatsApp group? Because even the admin screenshots.
- My client asked for a refund because the hoodie color faded. I said, “Sir, that’s not fading… that’s vintage effect.”
- I named my WiFi “Nachunga toh marunga”. Now even the neighbors are scared to connect.
- Siliguri traffic police asked me for my license. I showed them my Canva Pro subscription — they let me go.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing… and the GST invoice.
- My mom opened my package from the print shop: “Beta, ye kapde itne chhote kyun hai?” “Maa, ye t-shirts hain, baby clothes nahi!”