Here are some funny office jokes to lighten up any workplace, suitable for sharing in meetings or with colleagues.
Classic Office Jokes
Why don’t we ever tell secrets in our office? Because it’s never a secret—it’s company policy!
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told him I Excel at it.
Why was the math book feeling down at work? It had too many problems to solve.
Why do we say an office is like a jungle? Because there are always too many cheetahs!
Why was the memo always so serious? Because it had too many important points to make.
Manager and Boss Jokes
Why did the manager bring a ladder to work? He wanted to reach the high expectations!
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None—they delegate it to someone else.
What do you call a manager who can play the piano? A Key Player!
How do you make a manager smile on a Monday? Tell them it’s Friday!
Office Puns and One-Liners
What does an office mean when it says it’s ‘paperless’? It’s out of toilet paper!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
How do employees stay in shape? By doing desktop pushups!
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
Why did the employee stare at the can of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What did the stapler say to the paper? “I’ve got you covered.”
How does a mouse deal with stress at the office? By clicking the “escape” button!
These jokes are light-hearted, HR-friendly, and perfect for bringing a little joy into the office.