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29 Nov 25

Here’s a fresh batch of jokes just for you! 😄

  1. I told my printer I needed something urgent… Now it won’t stop crying about its deadlines.
  2. My t-shirt business is doing so well that yesterday even my ex placed an order. She wanted one that says “I’m fine” on the front and “without you” on the back.
  3. Why don’t printers ever get invited to parties? They always get stuck in a queue.
  4. Customer: “Can you print this design on a black hoodie?” Me: “Yes, but it’ll cost extra.” Customer: “Why?” Me: “Because black absorbs everything… including your money.”
  5. I started a print-on-demand store for introverts. Best-selling item: a t-shirt that says “This is my voice. There are many like it, but this one is mine… and it’s on silent.”
  6. My DTF printer and sublimation printer got into a fight. DTF won — it sticks to anything.
  7. Why did the mug break up with the t-shirt? It said, “You’re too clingy, and I can’t handle the heat.”
  8. I asked my customer if he wanted 100% cotton or polyester. He said, “Surprise me.” So I sent him a polyester shirt… now he’s shocked it doesn’t wrinkle.
  9. Odoo just added a new feature: It automatically deletes your website if you don’t laugh at this joke.
  10. I tried selling motivational t-shirts in Siliguri. Top seller: “Dream big. Work hard. Still can’t afford Darjeeling tea.”
  11. My customer complained the print cracked after one wash. I said, “Sir, that’s not a crack… that’s vintage distressed style. Extra ₹500.”
  12. Why don’t Nepali moms need print-on-demand? They already have a lifetime supply of “Best Mom Ever” mugs from 2012.
  13. I named my printing press “Karma.” Now when orders get delayed, I just say, “It’ll come back to you.”
  14. My heat press and I have a love-hate relationship. It gives me warm hugs… at exactly 165°C.
  15. Customer: “Can you make this design glow in the dark?” Me: “Sure, just turn off the lights and believe really hard.”
  16. I sell t-shirts for programmers: Front: “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1” Back: “…because I never leave home.”
  17. My best customer is a gym bro. He orders XXL, wears M, and returns it saying “shrinkage issue.”
  18. Why did the t-shirt go to therapy? It had too many “deep-rooted” issues from bad printing.
  19. I started a POD brand for married men. Most popular design: “Yes dear, you’re right” (printed on the inside so only he sees it).
  20. Last one: My printer just proposed to my laptop. It said, “We’ve been through so many sheets together.”