Jokes

Here’s a fresh batch of 25 silly, clean jokes just for you! 😄

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
7. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
8. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
10. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
11. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
12. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
13. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor.
14. I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
15. Why don’t crabs donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
16. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
17. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
18. I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
19. Why don’t owls date in the rain? It’s too wet to woo.
20. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
21. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
22. Why don’t mountains ever get lost? They always peak.
23. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
24. What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”
25. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

Keep smiling 😄