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Jokes

8 Sep 25


Here are several fun jokes from office life, tech, and everyday humor—perfect for making anyone laugh!


Office Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off!


My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told him I Excel at it.


Why did the stapler break up with the paper? It felt too attached.


Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.


Boss: “Can you work late?” Employee: “I can be late to work, does that count?”


Tech Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because it’s a hardware problem!


Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts.


What do computers eat for snacks? Microchips!


Why did the computer catch a cold? It had too many windows open.


What kind of computer sings the best? A Dell!


Short & Everyday Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!


Why are melons always getting married? Because they cantaloupe.


What was the spider doing on the computer? He was making a web-site!


What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!


Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!


Feel free to share these clean, quick jokes for any occasion—a great way to bring smiles to office meetings or group chats!