Here are some of the best jokes for today, September 13, 2025, covering classic humor, clever puns, and lighthearted stories to bring a smile:
Short and Funny
Why did the skinny dippers refuse to leave the pond? The farmer said, “I’m just here to feed the alligator!
Cashiers are always checking me out… at least someone is!jokesoftheday
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite. I realized when I got home I’d picked 7 up.parade
Why do birds fly south in September? Because it’s faster than walking.
What did the leaves say at the end of August? Rake me up when September ends.
Animal and Food Jokes
Human cloning is outlawed because Chuck Norris… the universe wouldn’t survive two roundhouse kicks.
Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.parade
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.parade
What do bees use to fix their hair? Honey-combs.parade
Story & Long-Form Jokes
A married couple was watching volleyball. The wife said, “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game.” Husband replied, “Better watch them! You already know how to play volleyball!
Two men were hunting when a bear charged them. One put on running shoes. His friend said, “That won’t help you outrun the bear.” He replied, “I just need to outrun you.
An old man hears a frog asking, “Pick me up and kiss me—I’ll turn into a beautiful woman.” He puts the frog in his pocket and says, “At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.
Feel free to share these jokes in chats or over dinner—perfect for a bright mood!