Why did the stock market break up with the bond market?
Because it found better returns! 📈
2. The market is like my ex…
Every time I think it’s hit bottom, it finds a new low. 💔📉
3. Why don’t traders ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when everyone’s watching your position. 👀
4. The bull said to the bear:
“Stop being so negative!” 🐂🐻
5. I tried to short the market…
But I’m not tall enough. 😂