Here are some of the best market and marketing jokes to lighten up any business conversation or meeting:
General Market Jokes
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large one.
Profit is only made after all your positions are closed.
I’ve put all my money in see-saw stocks. To be honest, they’ve had their ups and downs.
Marketing Jokes
Why did the marketer put a fence around her jewelry box? She insists on gating all her assets.
Why did the marketer break up with her boyfriend? Lack of engagement.
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of content? A webinAAARRRR!
Why was the social media marketer out of office? He went to a company-wide retweet.
Why do marketers make such good wide receivers? They always stay inbounds.
Why did the CEO hire a content marketing specialist? She was not content with her website traffic.
I hired an earthworm, a centipede, and a millipede to do my email marketing. They’re really good at segmentation.
What's the best way to market cat food? Develop buyer purrr-sonas.
These jokes are great for business chats, presentations, or to just add a smile to a market report!