Jokes

Alright, let's load you up with a bunch of jokes! Here's a mix of different styles to keep it fun:

1. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why did the computer go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw a better "byte"!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
5. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up.
6. What did the tomato say to the other tomato? "Ketchup with me later!"
7. Why was the math teacher suspicious of the number 8? It was acting too "even"!
8. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor!
9. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had an identity crisis after being decaf!
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!