Here are some lighthearted home-themed jokes for you:
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Why don’t secrets last long in a house?
Because the walls have ears! -
What kind of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse. -
Why was the broom late getting home?
It overswept. -
Why don’t houses ever get lost?
Because they always have an address! -
What did one wall say to the other?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
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