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Jokes

27 Sep 25

Alright, let's ramp up the laughs with a big batch of jokes across different styles—puns, one-liners, and a bit of silly humor to keep it varied! Here are 15 to keep you chuckling:

  1. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
  2. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!
  3. Why don’t programmers prefer dark mode? The light attracts bugs.
  4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
  5. What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
  6. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
  7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  8. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
  9. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
  10. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had too many "brewing" issues.
  11. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
  12. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack up.
  13. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
  14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  15. Why was the broom late for work? It swept in at the last minute!