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Jokes

6 Oct 25

Laugh out loud with our jokes..


Why did the computer go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw a better "byte"!

What did the office chair say to the desk? "I’ve got your back, but you’re always so stationary!"

Why was the office meeting so cool? Because it was full of fans—ceiling fans, that is!

What’s the office photocopier’s favorite dance move? The copy-and-paste shuffle!

Why did the stapler get embarrassed at work? It kept binding with the wrong papers!

How do you know the office coffee is decaf? It’s just sitting there, not perking anyone up!

Why did the pencil get fired from the office? It couldn’t stop breaking under pressure!

What did the boss say to the lazy calendar? "Get to work, your days are numbered!"

Why don’t office plants ever gossip? They’re too busy photosynthesizing the drama!

What’s the worst thing about working in an open-plan office? When the water cooler starts spilling everyone’s tea!

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