1. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up!
2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What’s brown, sticky, and fun to find outside?
A stick!
7. Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.